JOHN, GUARDIAN OF THE STUDMASTER, KEEPER OF THE PORN.
John is the engineer of Ghetto-Moto. He is currently attending Cal Poly Pomona where he dreams of designing more freeway interchanges like the 10-605 interchange and he one day hopes to invent the world's first sex robot. He drives a mom-mobile toyota corolla that gets good gas mileage. If you push him hard enough, he will drive on the wrong side of the road to shut you up.